Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Local Crooks

According to the Oct 11 local paper:

Dewanna C. K. was at Fairhope Police dept for an interview about outstanding traffic tickets. When departing, she left behind a drinking cup. Officers were puzzled when she returned shortly and 'demanded' the return of the hot drink. Officer Ben Taylor opened the lid and found a plastic bag w/ crystal meth and a glass pipe. She was charged w/ unlawful possession of controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. IDIOT.

A Foley woman initiated a solo crime spree using a brick to smash the windows of local businesses. She was arrested after breaking out the glass front door of Victor's Food Mart. After her arrest, Ms. Goodwin stated that she "had hit all these stores and it was about time they caught her" according to the deposition on file in District Court. She is charged w/ 3rd degree burglary, 2nd degree criminal mischief, DUI, obstructing gov. operations and resisting arrest. IDIOT.

1 comment:

Carol said...

Hey, I thought you moved away from Memphis to get away from the crime! At least they weren't car-jacking people at school parking lots, which seems to be the crime of choice these days in Memphis, just behind murder.