Kathy is a true friend !
Dearest Kathy K. (Nymph of the Lagoon) sent me this great letter to tell me what a true friend she is. I believe her. This is the stuff that MATTERS....
DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy,completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of PROMISES that really speak to true friendship.
There are only eight PROMISES so here they are:
1 When you are sad - I promise that I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to stop your bloody whining.
6 When you are confused - I promise to use little words.
7. When you are sick - I promise to stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy,completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of PROMISES that really speak to true friendship.
There are only eight PROMISES so here they are:
1 When you are sad - I promise that I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to stop your bloody whining.
6 When you are confused - I promise to use little words.
7. When you are sick - I promise to stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
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