Speak English (Dammit)


I think this fellow is a baseball player, anyway....he is selling T-shirts that simply say SPEAK ENGLISH

I think it is the proper attire to wear to W-M lately. He has bumper stickers available too.

I suppose it could say "READ ENGLISH" just as well, since the message is read. But I kinda like the 'Speak English' message.

Why can't I think of the perfect slogan of the moment so I can sell a bazillion T-shirts ?

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